Never have I ever
Needed a sweeter summer.
And that’s exactly what we got.
I told jake that the second I walked out of that last final, I wanted to be strapped into a seat on an airplane headed somewhere far away. Away from the rainy, cold Nebraska May, away from my overturned office and stacks of notecards I could build a small fort with. Knowing now that my true summer vacation would be spent in Officer Training, it was only so much more motivating to make this time count. That wish was partially granted, in that less than 24h after walking out those doors with a complete transcript, I was on a plane with my hubs and best bud, at cruising altitude headed to paradise.
I have no doubt that unexpected and unplanned trips are my best trips, so our destination choice came only from my pal seeing an ad for Hawaii online, a few days of hyping each other up on the decision, then locking in flights and an airbnb to seal the deal. To be forward, jake was down for beach time and beers in hand, and as long as we made that happen more often than not, he had no qualms with an entire vacation being planned by two socially starved dental school buds seeking out all the eats, hikes, and instagrammy spots our hearts desired. Maybe your cup of tea wouldn’t be to make your best friend endure a weeks vacation with you and your husband, or the opposite, but of all the travel buddies I’ve made I’d choose these two again and again for adventures. It was a blast.
I am a deal scout before I am a dental student, so that time of deciding on taking this vacation was spent overwhelmingly by procrastinating studying and donating my time to finding cheap flights and a cozy place to stay. We were able to lock in flights at half the cost of a typical trip to paradise, and an airbnb in the center of all that we wanted to see. Never mind that one airbnb mistake, who’s cancellation cost us the price of a day’s worth of expensive fun, but all I can say is – make sure you map out the location you’re staying, vs the areas you want to play, as island interstates are few and far between.
We chose the Hawaiian Islands after seeing that dreamy ad, but we chose Oahu mainly out of recommendation from our Hawaiian classmates. We were told it was the most populated and the most modern, and quite frankly we knew we would love any of the islands we chose. Oahu didn’t disappoint, maybe the only disappointing part was leaving, but we will get to that.
The flight was a little longer than I had mentally prepared for, but we left the Midwest at 11am, and landed in Oahu at 2pm Hawaiian time. This was my first real experience with time travel.
Even after a 9h flight with no movies and a broken headphone jack, I was still so excited to walk off the plane into paradise, and enjoy the day that never ended. We grabbed the car, checked in to the Airbnb, caught sushi before happy hour ended, and proceeded to eat more sushi because it was that good, drove to the beach, and found Paradise Ciders where we sampled all of the paradise fruit cider blends until the doors closed, only to take a little home for beach fuel.
Day two
We were up at the crack of dawn, quite literally, due to the time change playing with our heads. It took everything we had to sleep in past 6am any of the days we were there, but it proved to be beneficial for morning activities and for getting to the beach before it was too packed to lay a towel down.
We wandered down to Wakiki and fueled up on the tastiest coffee I have yet to taste, and even jake decided he liked hawaiian lattes in the experience. Again, this turned into a daily routine to wake up early and venture out for hawaiian lattes from Honolulu Coffee to start our day.
Within the hour we were packed and on our way to catch some rays on the north shore with beach roundies, books, and floppy hats in hand. We lathered up on sunscreen and plopped down on a beach where we caught rays, caught up on life, and watched jake wander up and down the beach with intermittent attempts to swim in the waves that crashed over his head.
Only foul take away from the day was sunburned backs of knees, where the sunscreen apparently didn’t reach, even though an entire bottle of screen was expended in that single outing.
We ventured back across the island where we attempted to gind Giovannis Shrimp Truck, but were met by a few hundred other people scouting the same dinner spots, so settled for a neighboring shrimp truck, delicious all the same. I grabbed pineapple shrimp, Sam grabbed coconut shrimp, and jake was too slow for the picture.
In order to wait out the rush hour traffic, we took a train-ride tour of the Dole pineapple plantation, feasted on Dole whip, and explored the gift shop, before returning to Waikiki to catch the sunset. An actual perfect day.
Day three
We set out, after coffee, for the Manoa Falls trail. It took less than an hour to climb the relatively easy trail, ending at a beautiful thin-streamed waterfall over a granite backdrop. There were signs all around warning swimmers of leptospirosis, but some still swam at their own risk. We chose to admire from the boulders below the falls and take it in as long as the following tourists would let us.
The trail was easy to find, and easy to hike, unlike many of the tour agencies posted online. There were groups there with paid guides that told stories along the way about trials and hawaii, but we enjoyed our free (minus parking fee) climb all the same.
Following the hike, we decided beach time was in order, so we made the drive up the west coastline to Waianae, stopping along the way at Taniokas for poke bowls and drinks. We sprawled out to relax on a beach that only a handful of other people occupied, and devoured our well earned lunches.
Beach glass laid scattered up and down the shoreline, and we spent time rotating between gathering keepsakes and watching the beach bags, before we mustered up enough courage to find the “secret” mermaid cave just down the shoreline.
Finding it wasn’t as hard as we had thought. We could hear the echoes of people down in the cave from a distance, but took our time walking along the lava bluffs, looking at all the memorials and plaques in the rocks.
When we made it to the cave, I was not having it. The water was actively rushing in and out of the cave, and we watched the people inside being washed about. Even so, a few minuets later we were all inside. It was beautiful to say the least, but certainly dangerous. Had we gone in low tide, the water would not have been as far into the cave, yet the longer we stayed the higher the waves rose, until we climbed back out the opening in the ceiling as fast as we had made our jump inside.
Jake just thought we were sissys for getting SO terrified every time a wave came in the cave.
We caught the sunset and headed back to honolulu for takeout from Sushi Bay and an early night.
Day four
We headed to Diamond Head, and made our trek up the crater to the top. Yelp told us it was a 45 min hike, I assure you it took us much longer! It wasn’t extreme, but it was strenuous, with switchbacks and stairs, but the view was certainly worth it. At the top you could see a panoramic view of the ocean and city, and it was breathtaking. We took pictures and hung out on top until we were starving, and made our way back down the trail in search of cold water and snacks.
On the top of our list of recommended places, sat Bogarts Cafe. We stopped for lunch and mimosas, and loved every second of it! So delicious!
Afterward we ventured up the east side of the island, stopping at all the lookouts along the way and taking in all the views.
Not far from the lookouts, we came upon the sign for the Makapu’u lighthouse, and made a spontaneous decision to stop for another Yelp-verified quick hike… again leading us astray on time. Again, we were told that the hike was relatively flat and quick to climb, but after over an hour of hiking the steep inclines we made it to the beautiful view at the top. The trail to the actual lighthouse had slid off the cliff, but the view was amazing from the end of the trail. We could see the beaches in the distance calling our names, and decided they would be our last stop of the day.
I had wanted to snorkel, but after passing all of the recommended spots, and they each being closed, I was on the lookout for anywhere that would rent or sell us some gear. We stopped in Kailua at a surf shop that rented gear. We walked out of Kailua Beach Adventure owning our own snorkels and goggles on the way to a reef they had recommended to us.
The reefs were located on Lanikai beach, and they were full of fish. Some, a little too friendly, but most of the fist calmly went about their day as I floated above and watched. It was my first time snorkeling and so much fun! Jake and sam also came and went from the beach to the water, but I spent enough time on the reef that the snorkel goggle indent on my face lasted for the rest of the day!
Click to see my very amateur snorkeling video!
Such a great write up! Thanks for taking us along. You really know how to enjoy a vacation!